Why, hello! I'm still in hiding, and I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I really shouldn't be here, but I had to pop out for a moment to campaign for my dear friend Björnik. He is a brilliant -- and I mean BRILLIANT -- pen and ink artist, painter, and customized toy god. He's also a truly swell guy and wonderful inspiration. He's in a competition right now for Tiger Translate where the winning prize is a trip to Mongolia, and he's currently in second place. If you have a few moments, please take a look and vote for his entry before June 26. It would be fantastic if we could stuff him in a plane and ship him off!